I have a confession to make.

Hi, my name is Steven and I am addicted to fruit grown in Japan. I cannot stop eating the gigantic strawberries and apples the size of grapefruits that are grown in that country’s tropical Southern region. At this point, I am convinced that these fruits are laced with heroin or some other opioid drug.

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